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If You Want...


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never say it's not quite as good as his mothers ..

then adopt a dog.









If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want ...




then adopt a dog.








If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ..

then adopt a dog.






If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...




then adopt a dog.








If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally,perpetually...



then adopt a dog.



BUT, on the other hand... if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all
over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is
solely to ensure his happiness ..



then adopt a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say .. marry a man, didn't you?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.




You ...

... have a GREAT Day!!!